Top Ten Reasons That Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:
Number Ten: Decorating the house (with plywood).
Number Nine:Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.
Number Eight:Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
Number Seven:Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.
Number Six:Family coming to stay with you.
Number Five:Family and friends from out-of-state calling you.
Number Four:Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.
Number Three:Days off from work.
And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:At some point you're probably going to have a tree in your house!